The important questions in life…
Posted by athinkingwoman on May 11th, 2007
Feel free to answer…
If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going
wrong?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor,
will he complain?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you’re done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, what happens?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still
grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their
stomach?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
hmmm…
May 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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